Did You Know Him 你认识他吗

1.Did You Know Him

 

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校,校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He‘s the biggest jerk I‘ve ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

 

翻译:

 

 你认识他吗

 

在朋友家的一次宴会上,主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间,某位副校长是否也在职。

当然了,主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?

有点认识,客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

 

2.One or Two

 

Customer: Waiter, I‘ve only got one piece of meat in my dish.

Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I‘ll cut it in two.

 

翻译:

一还是二

 

顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?

服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。

 

 

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