Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭

1.Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

翻译:

请朋友吃饭

“亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的,我很久没有买过东西回来了,所有的碗碟都是脏的,还有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

“这些我全都知道。”

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

 

 
2.A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,”Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. “

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible –you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth –he had not a tooth left!

小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家:“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完,而且从来不刷牙!”

这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?

 
3.I Could Do It Slower

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes‘ work?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

翻译:

我可以干得慢一些

病人:拔一颗牙收费多少?

牙医:50美元。

病人:只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

牙医:好的,如果你喜欢的话,我可以干得慢一些。

 

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