The lowest grade 最低分

1.The lowest grade 

“Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.”
 
“Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed to give.”

翻译:
最低分

学生:“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师:“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

2.Reason of Punishment

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.
The mother exclaimed, But that‘s terrible! I‘m going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn‘t do?
The little girl replied, My homework.

翻译:
惩罚的原因

一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。
妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么?
小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。

 

 
3.Boy, Oh Boy

When they‘re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”  
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C‘mon, Steven, let‘s get dirty . “

翻译:
让人无奈的孩子

我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候,总要招来大乱。一个星期六,我开始抗议了。“好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。” 我刚转身要走,就听我儿子说:“来,斯蒂文,我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

 

 
4.Big hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.

翻译:
 大手

老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?
学生:大手。

 

 

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