A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢...

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...

a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly． 一个小男孩立刻大声说：“...

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, 'Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?' 一对新婚夫...

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什...