They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 Not long  an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city ba...

There were a lot of men’s clubs in London afew years ago. Men went there and read their newspapers quietly, or drank orhad meals with their friends. 几年前，在伦敦有许多男人俱乐部...

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。 正常版：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。 幽默版：我真不想伤害你，但你也...

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. 'I feel terrible,' she said, 'I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.” 一位年轻的...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, 'What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?' 一个参观者在参观一所精神病院的时候问院长...

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, 'I was ironing my clo...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - I‘m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - 对不起，先生，这只...

My little dog can‘t read 我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ Mrs. Smith: But you must put an adv...

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. 前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问剪一个头要多少钱。 “Eight dollars.” I answered. “八美元，”我告诉他...

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher. 有一天，吉米去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。 Mrs.Smith, emerging from nud...