我们每天都在撒谎(双语)
★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents! 小学老师,你跟我说实话,我不告诉你家长! ★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher...
The hardships of life also cannot le生活艰辛也不能丢下亲情和尊严
When Mary Van Beke was growing up in the 1920s, she lived in Newark, N.J., and was the oldest of four children. Her parents were immigrants from Europe. And as Mary tells her son, ...
How is my guitar skill? 我的吉它弹得怎么样?
Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. 男友:我...
Boy and bicycle 男孩和单车
It’s wonderful to be back in my boyhood hometown again to visit with my now elderly mother. It seems like centuries ago when I was growing up here. Back then, this small town was ...
whose phone is this这是谁的手机
Several People were in the locker room,a phone rang for a long time,then a man pressed the handfree key. Woman:Darling,are you in the club? The man: Yes. Woman: I saw a BMW car whi...
The swallows and sparrows 燕雀
The swallows and sparrows are very pleased to find a place on the roof of the hall for their nests. The mother birds are feeding their babies with pleasu...
2017年最新笑话五年级英语小笑话带翻译
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain.' 'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I‘m go...
Life is not the cup but coffee 生活不是杯子 而是咖啡
A group of graduates got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, ...

