Several People were in the locker room,a phone rang for a long time,then a man pressed the handfree key.
Woman:Darling,are you in the club? The man: Yes.
Woman: I saw a BMW car which is less than 2 million. Man: Buy it.
Woman: And the drwelling house we saw last time was open,60 thousand per square meter. Man: Buy one.
Woman: I love you very much. Man: Ditto.
Other men were admired and resentful.
Then the man hung up and asked: whose phone is this ?
When Tom was lining up at the check-out of a supermarket,a big fat guy behind me looked at my handcart and said:” You are buying so many edibles.”
Tom: “Yeah,and you‘re buying many ,too.”
The fatty said:” I can‘t help eating everyday!”
Tom: ” You can‘t eat like that, you‘ll be unable to marry a wife if you get fatter.”
The fatty was quiet for a moment and then said:” I am a female!”
When checking the salary,a man found that he‘s paid 1 yuan less,so he went to the accountant angrily.
The accountant told him : ” Why you weren‘t angry last month when I paid you 1 yuan more? ”
He said: ” I can totally make allowance for an occassionally fault. But i can‘t stand a second one.