Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other: “Can‘t run any more! What should we do?”
“No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!”
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What‘s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.