1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...

1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...

  1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师：这已经是...

“Do you know the time?”   Time is a very complex thing. We’re surrounded by it, yet all too often we feel like we don’t have enough of it. Sometimes, we take it for grante...

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...

Charles saw them both at the same time: a small white bird and the girl wheeling down the walk. The bird glided downward and rested in the grass; the girl directed the chair smooth...

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...

'Why don‘t you just rest your arms and let me push you?' 'No.'  'Your arms will get sorely. I‘ve been helping you do it for three months now.' 'I wheeled myself for 12 yea...

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...