1.Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are di...

  1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...

 1.Goodbye, Money On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three ...

  １. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译： “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么？” “因为那就不会有这...

  Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.” 其中...

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...

Mrs Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. She had boys and girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick, and because the...