When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. 'I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I‘ve...

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!   翻译： 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊...

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...

  1.rain   A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there ...

Express mail  After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company‘s human resources dep...

1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. 正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。 At one house a small boy answered the d...

When Alan was young, he played a lot of football, and he was very good at it, but then he went and worked in a town, and there was no team for him there, so he stopped playing. 艾...

A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn‘t have an account with us. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。 When I asked her for some i...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. 'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don‘t want any trouble either. What do you say I just b...