1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, 'Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today‘s exam.' 'Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre...

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...

The preacher was mad because one person in his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. 牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他布道时打瞌睡。 As the man was snoring in the front...

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

  最冷的英语热笑话： A:I'm sorry. B:I'm sorry too. C:I'm sorry three. D:what are you sorry for? F:I'm sorry five 你看懂了么？