The preacher was mad because one person in his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. 牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他布道时打瞌睡。 As the man was snoring in the front...

1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...

At the begining of life. Sex is good. Basically,all the sex are same. But it depends on how the way you do it. If you do not practise all the time. Sex will leave you.. The way of ...

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

  最冷的英语热笑话： A:I'm sorry. B:I'm sorry too. C:I'm sorry three. D:what are you sorry for? F:I'm sorry five 你看懂了么？