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 很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You-笑傲英语网

很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
8年前
1870
插在何处-笑傲英语网

插在何处

  Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
8年前
1860
a bad boy 坏孩子-笑傲英语网

a bad boy 坏孩子

1.a bad boy It‘s His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers,and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I‘m going t...
11年前
1860
Compliment 恭维话-笑傲英语网

Compliment 恭维话

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...
12年前
1840
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里-笑傲英语网

Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
11年前
1830
 因为我想给你打电话呀!-笑傲英语网

因为我想给你打电话呀!

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, 'I was ironing my clo...
3年前
1820
Midway Tactics 中间战术-笑傲英语网

Midway Tactics 中间战术

 1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue. The retailer on th...
12年前
1810
Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?-笑傲英语网

Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?

1.Can his football come out to play George knocked on the door of his friend‘s house. When his friend‘s mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play? ' 'No,' said the ...
12年前
1810
Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣-笑傲英语网

Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...
11年前
1800
 刮头-笑傲英语网

刮头

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. 前些日子,有一男的来到我的理发店,问剪一个头要多少钱。 “Eight dollars.” I answered. “八美元,”我告诉他...
3年前
1800