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「英语笑话」可是老师哭了
But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...
很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
裸泳
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher. 有一天,吉米去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。 Mrs.Smith, emerging from nud...
Goodbye, Money 再见,美元
1.Goodbye, Money On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three ...
笑死人的中文谐音英语单词
爆笑1):法官会“榨汁” judge,n,法官,音“榨汁”,又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告,吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”,榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候,是在纠问式审判,现在...
Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?
1.Can his football come out to play George knocked on the door of his friend‘s house. When his friend‘s mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play? ' 'No,' said the ...
插在何处
Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里
Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
Bat Problem 蝙蝠的问题
1.Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, 'You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church...
因为我想给你打电话呀!
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, 'I was ironing my clo...
