Why are hens legs so short?为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short?
Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?


A man had two goldfish, he named one of them “One” and the other “Two”. He did this because…if one died, he‘d still have two.

一名男子有两条金鱼,他给其中一条取名为One,另一条取名Two。他这样做是因为,如果(英语笑话 www.lyy5.com)One(有一条)死了,他还有Two(两条)。

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says, “Yeah, right! I‘ve never seen anyone do that!” So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.

The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, “I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye.” Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, “I just saw you walk in here — you can‘t be blind!” So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”
The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don‘t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I‘ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife‘s first husband.”
这名男子好像在及其强烈地祈祷些什么,他一直重复着,“ 你为什么一定要死呢?你为什么一定要死呢?”

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