1.Did your father help you with your homework
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
2.How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
3. Why are you late for school today?
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
Teachear: John, what about you?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
4.Where does God live?
Teacher: Where does God live?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, “God, are you still in there?”