★、stan: i won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 fred: where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ stan: in the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 fred: but what wi...

他咬了你？ 小明和新来的邻居汤姆参加学校组织的比赛，汤姆赢了。小明回家和妈妈说：“He beat me in the game.”（他在比赛中赢了我。）可是，小明的发音不准，说成了“He bit me in the gam...

One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce. When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over...

Abruzzi: I kneel only to God. Dont see him here. 我只向上帝下跪。他可不在这！ 带着尊严与骄傲离去，以及自己的信念。从容赴死前轻吻十字架的样子，像是这一生都已获得救赎。   Abruzz...

☆One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone. ...

☆All life is a game of luck。 生活本来就全靠运气。 ☆I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what‘s going to happen, or who I‘m going to meet, where I‘m going to w...

☆早上好，以防我见不着你，所以下午好，晚上好，晚安！ Good morning, and in case I don‘t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! ☆他就是出生在直播现场。 He wa...

☆Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch. 啊，地心引力，你是一个无情无义的婊子。 ☆Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I‘m jus...

☆Show me the money! 让我看到钱！（《甜心先生》1996） ☆life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you‘re gonna get. 生活就像一盒巧克力：你永远不知道你会得到什么。（...

I know you can fight. But it’s our wits that make us men. 我知道你能打仗，不过，真正的男子汉还要会用脑子。    Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland’s dau...