Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明

Whose dog is the most intelligent

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, “T Square, show your stuff. ” The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.

The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead. ” The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and pided the contents into four equal piles.

The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.

The last man was a government worker. “Coffee Break,” he hollered to his dog, “go to it. ” With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.




第二个人是个会计。他对他的狗说:“Slide Rule,上吧。”那狗直奔厨房,用嘴咬开一袋甜饼并把饼分成了四等份。





2. I hung him up to dry  


Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary‘s heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.

“Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you‘re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you‘ve regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he‘s dead.”

Mary replied, “He didn‘t hang himself, I hung him up to dry.”







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