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a girl just your mother和母亲一样的女孩
1.a girl just your mother No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just...
a lovely dream 美梦
a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...
Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信
1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽:“你在做什么?”...
「英语笑话」可是老师哭了
But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...
他会把我的包和礼帽寄给我
Mr Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the trai...
我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走
Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
Three Surgeons 三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. 'A man came to me who had his hand cut off,' said one. 'Today that man is a concert violinist.' 'That‘s nothing,' said ano...
Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢
1.Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then sto...
Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了
Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he ...
