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 你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar-笑傲英语网

你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...
7年前
950
 不过它当时是干净的呀-笑傲英语网

不过它当时是干净的呀

Mr White has a small shop in the middle of our town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into th...
7年前
1250
 长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?-笑傲英语网

长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...
7年前
920
 琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone-笑傲英语网

琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone

There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
7年前
970
 喝牛奶很危险,医生-笑傲英语网

喝牛奶很危险,医生

George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always red. He did not like doctors, but last month his wife said to him, “Don’t be stupid, Geor...
7年前
1520
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
7年前
890
 让它成为一只猴子  make it a monkey-笑傲英语网

让它成为一只猴子 make it a monkey

When Billy was very small, he loved pictures. His mother often drew some for him on old pieces of paper. She was very bad at drawing, but Billy enjoyed her pictures and always want...
7年前
1530
 我从来不向绅士要钱-笑傲英语网

我从来不向绅士要钱

Mr Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid, but then his teeth began hurting a lot and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long t...
7年前
920
 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走-笑傲英语网

我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
7年前
840
 你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look-笑傲英语网

你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look

Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
7年前
1030