1.Did You Know Him
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
I sure was! answered the host. He‘s the biggest jerk I‘ve ever met. Did you know him too?
Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.
2.One or Two
Customer: Waiter, I‘ve only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I‘ll cut it in two.