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A Girl's Name 女孩的名字

时间:2014-11-06 11:02 来源:未知 作者:admin 阅读:

 
1.A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.
翻译:
女孩的名字
女儿出生时,我们给她取名叫迈尔斯,和我深爱的也已过世的父亲同一个名字,不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。
几年以后,我觉得迈尔斯已经长大,能够懂事了。我对她解释说:你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字,因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。
迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下,然后说道:这些我都懂,妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。


2.Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
翻译:
两块蛋糕
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

 

 
3.Comparison
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?


翻译:
比较
杰弗里对爸爸说(爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单):我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩,那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?

 
 
4.Keep feeding him nickels

A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"

Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"

翻译:
再喂他几枚五分镍币

母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去,她立刻将他抱起,头朝下不停地拍打他的后背,他咳出了两枚一角的硬币,她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道:

“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“

孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”

 

Tags:英语 女孩 笑话 名字 

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