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WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?
1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
真实的故事 有关自行车及生活
NOVELS about sport are notoriously hard to pull off. It seems somewhat odd for a literary mind to care how often a ball makes it to the back of the net or how long it takes to spri...
Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明
Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...
英语小笑话:摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...
英语故事:只有时间了解爱的价值
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all the others, including Love. One day it was announced to all of the feeling...
MOSES adn JESUS 摩西和耶稣
1.MOSES adn JESUS A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...
英语故事:留意你生活中的砖头
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and...
英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
All Right 没关系
1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...
A Small Surprise 小小的意外
1.A Small Surprise When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out sever...
