1.A Small Surprise
When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several books from the library on how parents should approach the subject. After stumbling through an explanation, he took a deep breath, and said, “Now, boys, do you have any questions?”
“Yes,” the younger boy answered immediately.
“Go ahead,” said the man, his heart in his throat.
“Can we,” his son asked, “have new baseball gloves?”
2.When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?” His friend replies: “I don‘t have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.”
3.Lose One Pound
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn‘t resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, “That‘s not bad for a man of my age.”
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, “You mean to say it took you all this time to lose one pound?”
There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger.
有个尼日尔小姑娘， 笑咪咪骑在虎背上。 他们兜风回返， 姑娘到了里边， 笑容挂在了虎脸上。