Express mail  After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company‘s human resources dep...

Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. 戴夫在一家工厂工作，他总是在早上做些三明治，带着去上班，中午吃。 T...

1.A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I‘m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I‘ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven...

1.Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you...

 cold and  chaude   A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. 'This is an outrage,' he complained. 'The faucet marked C gave me boi...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - I‘m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - 对不起，先生，这只...

1. Isn’t it wonderful? 'What are you so happy about?'a woman asked the 98-year-old man. 'I broke a mirror,' he replied. 'But that means seven years of bad luck.' 'I k...

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了，但是她有一辆小的轿车，星期六她总是开车去商店...

1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...