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给女朋友的礼物 Present for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. 'Shall I engrave her name on it?' the jeweler asked. 在一家珠宝店里,一位年轻人买了一个...
cold and chaude 冷与热
cold and chaude A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. 'This is an outrage,' he complained. 'The faucet marked C gave me boi...
Its not that 不是那样的
1.Its not that A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn‘t raining. 翻译: 不是那样的 A:我看见7个...
笑死人的中文谐音英语单词
爆笑1):法官会“榨汁” judge,n,法官,音“榨汁”,又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告,吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”,榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候,是在纠问式审判,现在...
I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇
1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...
A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃
1.A Boy with a Big Head A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...
it would hurt you 它会伤害到你
'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...
Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息
1.Good News and Bad News The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...
英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词
雷人的山寨翻译,完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...

