Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...

Jesus‘s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The mana...

      1.I‘m the groom   A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. 'But officer,' the man said, 'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the ...

1.Did your father help you with your homework   Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.   翻译： 你父亲有没有帮着你...

1.'Are you sure it doesn‘t scream, yell, or swear?' asked the preacher. 'Oh absolutely. He‘s a religious parrot,' the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his le...

  1.A Problem in Arithmetic   Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily...

  1.MOSES adn JESUS   A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...

  1.I thought I had gone deaf On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?' To whi...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...