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I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里
Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
1.I am a Busy Man I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选
'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir
a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“...
长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?
Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...
老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 O...
A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table ...
He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死
1.He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 翻译: 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我,他发誓,我就要去死...
