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The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下-笑傲英语网

The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下

  1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...
11年前
1070
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账-笑傲英语网

Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
12年前
1070
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓-笑傲英语网

Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...
12年前
1070
the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all-笑傲英语网

the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all

  1.After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see...
11年前
1060
 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
8年前
1060
 我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?-笑傲英语网

我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?

Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, “I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m goi...
8年前
1060
How is my guitar skill? 我的吉它弹得怎么样?-笑傲英语网

How is my guitar skill? 我的吉它弹得怎么样?

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. 男友:我...
11年前
1060
 我要用一只干净的杯子装着  I want-笑傲英语网

 我要用一只干净的杯子装着  I want

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they sto...
8年前
1050
 西点军校 West Point-笑傲英语网

西点军校 West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
8年前
1050
The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力-笑傲英语网

The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was inc...
12年前
1040