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 我的手表停了 My watch has stopped-笑傲英语网

我的手表停了 My watch has stopped

When Jimmy was a boy, he always liked watches and clocks very much. When he was eighteen years old, he went into the army, and after a year, he began to teach himself to mend watch...
8年前
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 孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view-笑傲英语网

孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...
8年前
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The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力-笑傲英语网

The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was inc...
12年前
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 因为他独自一人的时候,我从来不跟-笑傲英语网

 因为他独自一人的时候,我从来不跟

Mr Johnson was a rich old man. He lived in a beautiful house in the country with lots of servants, but his wife was dead, and he did not have any children. 约翰逊先生是一个非常富有...
8年前
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Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁-笑傲英语网

Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁

'My friend, I say I had some trouble.' A man said to his friend,' yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she ...
12年前
1030
Two Attorneys 两个律师-笑傲英语网

Two Attorneys 两个律师

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, 'You c...
12年前
1030
Englishman 一个英国人-笑傲英语网

Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
12年前
1030
 慎重许愿 Be Careful What You Wish For-笑傲英语网

慎重许愿 Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 Dur...
8年前
1020
Its part of the game 这是游戏的一部分-笑傲英语网

Its part of the game 这是游戏的一部分

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn‘t make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn‘t. Mom, it‘s part of the game we are playing. H...
12年前
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美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选-笑傲英语网

美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选

'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
11年前
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