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 你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look-笑傲英语网

你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look

Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
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 谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir-笑傲英语网

谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir

a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“...
8年前
1200
Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五-笑傲英语网

Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...
12年前
1200
 你女朋友的地址是什么呢 What’s you-笑傲英语网

你女朋友的地址是什么呢 What’s you

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one’s name was George, and the second one’s name was Bill. George said, “Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?” 两个士兵在营...
8年前
1190
 我以前从来没打得这样糟糕过 I’-笑傲英语网

 我以前从来没打得这样糟糕过 I’

When Alan was young, he played a lot of football, and he was very good at it, but then he went and worked in a town, and there was no team for him there, so he stopped playing. 艾...
8年前
1190
Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁-笑傲英语网

Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁

'My friend, I say I had some trouble.' A man said to his friend,' yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she ...
12年前
1190
Englishman 一个英国人-笑傲英语网

Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
12年前
1180
 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
8年前
1180
 这把剪刀我找了好几天  I’ve looked-笑傲英语网

这把剪刀我找了好几天 I’ve looked

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijacking on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, becau...
8年前
1180
 我的手表停了 My watch has stopped-笑傲英语网

我的手表停了 My watch has stopped

When Jimmy was a boy, he always liked watches and clocks very much. When he was eighteen years old, he went into the army, and after a year, he began to teach himself to mend watch...
8年前
1180