A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain.' 'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I‘m go...

A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it‘s Einstein‘s turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were...

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢...

When Alan was young, he played a lot of football, and he was very good at it, but then he went and worked in a town, and there was no team for him there, so he stopped playing. 艾...

Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one’s name was George, and the second one’s name was Bill. George said, “Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?” 两个士兵在营...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, 'I have some good news and some bad news for you.' Then Mr. Johnson said, 'Please, give me the good news first.' So th...