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 我的手表停了 My watch has stopped-笑傲英语网

我的手表停了 My watch has stopped

When Jimmy was a boy, he always liked watches and clocks very much. When he was eighteen years old, he went into the army, and after a year, he began to teach himself to mend watch...
8年前
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 琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone-笑傲英语网

琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone

There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
8年前
1180
whose plate it is  谁的盘子-笑傲英语网

whose plate it is 谁的盘子

Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.'   翻译;   客人:“...
12年前
1170
a lovely dream 美梦-笑傲英语网

a lovely dream 美梦

  a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...
11年前
1170
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人-笑傲英语网

I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人

1.I am a Busy Man   I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
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美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选-笑傲英语网

美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选

'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
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英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语-笑傲英语网

英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语

学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
3年前
1170
 吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话-笑傲英语网

吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...
8年前
1160
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了-笑傲英语网

I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了

  1. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译: “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么?” “因为那就不会有这...
11年前
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 你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar-笑傲英语网

你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...
8年前
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