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我的手表停了 My watch has stopped
When Jimmy was a boy, he always liked watches and clocks very much. When he was eighteen years old, he went into the army, and after a year, he began to teach himself to mend watch...
琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone
There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
whose plate it is 谁的盘子
Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.' 翻译; 客人:“...
a lovely dream 美梦
a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
1.I am a Busy Man I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选
'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语
学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话
Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了
1. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译: “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么?” “因为那就不会有这...
你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar
Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...
