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Englishman 一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语
学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
You didn‘t got Newton 你没有抓到牛顿
A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it‘s Einstein‘s turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were...
吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话
Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...
An Unwelcome Honor 宁可不要的荣耀
A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, 'I have some good news and some bad news for you.' Then Mr. Johnson said, 'Please, give me the good news first.' So th...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选
'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 O...
最好的奖赏 Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢...
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了
1. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译: “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么?” “因为那就不会有这...
你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar
Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...

