a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly． 一个小男孩立刻大声说：“...

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。 O...

Mrs Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. She had boys and girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick, and because the...

1. I‘ll See to the Rest    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to anoth...

One of Harry’s feet was bigger than the other. “I can never find boots and shoes for my feet,” he said to his friend Dick. 哈里的一只脚比另一只大。“我永远也找不到适合我脚的靴子...

When Pat was twenty-one years old, he began to work in a small office in a city. At first he never travelled anywhere, but then he became a little more important, and he began to g...

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...

What‘s wrong? Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, 'Congratulations, you got...

 A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was the reply, 'and from your looks, you ...

孩子的观点 A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their W...