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Compare other things? 比一下其他?-笑傲英语网

Compare other things? 比一下其他?

  1.Compare other things?   Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...
11年前
940
Three Surgeons  三个外科医生-笑傲英语网

Three Surgeons 三个外科医生

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. 'A man came to me who had his hand cut off,' said one. 'Today that man is a concert violinist.' 'That‘s nothing,' said ano...
12年前
940
 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not-笑傲英语网

 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not

Mr Reece was a farmer. He and his wife grew a lot of things and they had a few cows. They worked very hard. One day, Mr Greece said to his wife, “Let’s go to Portsmouth next Sund...
8年前
940
 请问是什么名字 What name, please-笑傲英语网

 请问是什么名字 What name, please

When Pat was twenty-one years old, he began to work in a small office in a city. At first he never travelled anywhere, but then he became a little more important, and he began to g...
8年前
940
 长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?-笑傲英语网

长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...
8年前
940
 Midway Tactics 中间战术-笑傲英语网

Midway Tactics 中间战术

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 The ...
3年前
930
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
8年前
920
What‘s wrong? 不对劲-笑傲英语网

What‘s wrong? 不对劲

What‘s wrong? Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, 'Congratulations, you got...
11年前
920
Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五-笑傲英语网

Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...
12年前
920
英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?-笑傲英语网

英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
11年前
920