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They‘re Busy 他们很忙-笑傲英语网

They‘re Busy 他们很忙

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. 'May I speak to your parents? ' 'They‘re busy. ' 'Oh. Is anybody else there? ' 'The police. ' 'Can I speak to them?' 'They‘re ...
12年前
1060
 长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?-笑傲英语网

长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...
8年前
1060
Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱-笑傲英语网

Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?   Cassandra: Brotherly love? 翻译:   老师:Cassandra,如果我...
12年前
1060
 我从来不向绅士要钱-笑傲英语网

我从来不向绅士要钱

Mr Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid, but then his teeth began hurting a lot and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long t...
8年前
1050
 她因为快乐就穿白色的衣服 She wears-笑傲英语网

她因为快乐就穿白色的衣服 She wears

Mrs Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. She had boys and girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick, and because the...
8年前
1040
Drive on 接着走吧-笑傲英语网

Drive on 接着走吧

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...
11年前
1040
The Effectiveness of Advertisement-笑傲英语网

The Effectiveness of Advertisement

1.The Effectiveness of Advertisement   Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of vie...
11年前
1040
 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning-笑傲英语网

明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什...
8年前
1030
 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
8年前
1030
 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not-笑傲英语网

 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not

Mr Reece was a farmer. He and his wife grew a lot of things and they had a few cows. They worked very hard. One day, Mr Greece said to his wife, “Let’s go to Portsmouth next Sund...
8年前
1020