1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师：这已经是...

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。 O...

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...

★If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧! ★Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 The ...

Miss William was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes. It was win...

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...

Mrs Jones did not have a husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said, ...

Mr Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the trai...