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 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
8年前
940
 Midway Tactics 中间战术-笑傲英语网

Midway Tactics 中间战术

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 The ...
3年前
930
英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?-笑傲英语网

英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
11年前
930
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
8年前
920
A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题-笑傲英语网

A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题

  1.A Problem in Arithmetic   Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily...
11年前
920
 这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同-笑傲英语网

这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同

Ted worked in a factory in a big town. He liked fishing very much, and was very good at it. Whenever he was free, he went down to the small river behind the factory and tried to ca...
8年前
920
 我们想要其中一个女人-笑傲英语网

我们想要其中一个女人

Mrs Jones did not have a husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said, ...
8年前
920
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!-笑傲英语网

It was Columbus‘ telephone number!

  Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
12年前
920
搞笑英语句子  it takes a whole box to start a campfire-笑傲英语网

搞笑英语句子 it takes a whole box to start a campfire

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...
12年前
910
Drive on 接着走吧-笑傲英语网

Drive on 接着走吧

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...
11年前
910