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 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning-笑傲英语网

明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什...
8年前
990
 穿袜子 Wear Socks-笑傲英语网

穿袜子 Wear Socks

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...
8年前
990
 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
8年前
980
 他会把我的包和礼帽寄给我-笑傲英语网

他会把我的包和礼帽寄给我

Mr Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the trai...
8年前
980
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
8年前
970
 Midway Tactics 中间战术-笑傲英语网

Midway Tactics 中间战术

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 The ...
3年前
970
 迪克,你有没有蓝色的手套吗?-笑傲英语网

迪克,你有没有蓝色的手套吗?

Miss William was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes. It was win...
8年前
970
英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?-笑傲英语网

英语幽默笑话:救出哪幅画?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...
11年前
970
我们每天都在撒谎(双语)-笑傲英语网

我们每天都在撒谎(双语)

★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents! 小学老师,你跟我说实话,我不告诉你家长! ★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher...
11年前
970
 我们想要其中一个女人-笑傲英语网

我们想要其中一个女人

Mrs Jones did not have a husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said, ...
8年前
970