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 看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家-笑傲英语网

看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...
7年前
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 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
7年前
860
 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
7年前
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 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
7年前
990
 我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?-笑傲英语网

我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?

Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, “I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m goi...
7年前
1000
 孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view-笑傲英语网

孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...
7年前
1010
 他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上-笑傲英语网

他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...
7年前
1240
 那女人是谁?Who was that woman?-笑傲英语网

那女人是谁?Who was that woman?

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, 'Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?' 一对新婚夫...
7年前
1140
 谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir-笑傲英语网

谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir

a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“...
7年前
860
 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
7年前
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