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 你从没见过大海,对吧?-笑傲英语网

你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...
8年前
1990
 很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You-笑傲英语网

很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
8年前
1840
 都不是 Neither-笑傲英语网

都不是 Neither

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. 正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。 At one house a small boy answered the d...
8年前
1240
 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下-笑傲英语网

我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店...
8年前
1380
 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning-笑傲英语网

明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什...
8年前
940
 昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西-笑傲英语网

昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西

Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...
8年前
1070
 穿袜子 Wear Socks-笑傲英语网

穿袜子 Wear Socks

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...
8年前
910
 看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家-笑傲英语网

看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...
8年前
1310
 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
8年前
940
 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
8年前
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