A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. 'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don‘t want any trouble either. What do you say I just b...

  1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...

  1.A Small Surprise   When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out sever...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...

   A woman said to an old man. 'I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a ca...

One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. 'Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.' 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫...

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not l...

My little dog can‘t read 我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ Mrs. Smith: But you must put an adv...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers...