会员登录 - 用户注册 愿你在英语的学海里可以笑傲整个江湖
当前位置:主页 > 英语笑话 > 正文

I haven't even touched your tooth 我都还没有碰到你的牙

时间:2014-11-06 11:02 来源:未知 作者:admin 阅读:

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
 

翻译:

牙医:请不要再叫了,我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊!

病人:但是,亲,你可知道,你踩到我脚了!!!

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

翻译:
 

在堤岸边有个十字路口,是我每天回家的必经之路。

一天黄昏,我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家,来到堤岸,从远处看去,只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……

每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起,在晚霞衬托下,煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的美景:“女儿你看,前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了,是不是很漂亮?”

女儿看后说道:“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?”

 

 

 

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
 

Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."
 

Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
 

Dad: "hey!"
 

Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"

 

翻译:


5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。 
老爸:“爸爸很累啦,你夸我两句吧,你夸我两句我就又有劲了。” 
女儿:“老郑!” 
老爸:“哎!”
女儿:“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”

 

顶一下
(0)
0%
踩一下
(0)
0%
上一篇:divorce 离婚
下一篇:Saving money 存钱
推荐美文
发表评论
请自觉遵守互联网相关的政策法规,严禁发布色情、暴力、反动的言论。。
国学经典网河北葡萄qq签名