Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad …
each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: “Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?”
Daughter look and said: “Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?”
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: “I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh.”
Daughter: “Lao Zheng!”
Daughter: “your chick looks really nice ah ……”