Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage.
“It‘s ten o‘clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?”
“I‘m sorry,” explained Mr. Brown, “I fell out of ten-story window.”
“That took you a whole hour?”
Three doctors arrived in heav en.Steter asked them why they should be let into heaven.
The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for mywork.″St. Peter let himin.
The second doctor said,″Ihaven＇t won any prizes, but I＇ve started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″St. Peter let himin.
The third doctor said,″I＇mre sponsible for all the hospitals across the United States.
″St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said,″OK,I＇ll let youin, but you will be responsible for your safety！″