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8个句子说出男女不同

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 ★、男人和女人在车里吵架生气,如果是女人开车她会猛踩刹车,如果是男人开车他会猛踩油门。
A man and a woman is quarreling in the car,the brake will be stepped if it's the woman driving,otherwise ,the gas will be stepped.

  ★、男人最尴尬的事情是老婆喝多了缠着自己的朋友;女人最尴尬的事情是老公的朋友喝醉了缠着自己。
The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife haunts his friend when she's drunk;while for a woman,it's that his husband's drunk friend haunts herself.

 ★、男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚,男不赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。
  Man wana to divorce with his wife when he's loaded,oppositely the wife wana to divorce with him when he fails to earn money.

  ★、男人没赚到钱时女人着急,男人赚到钱时女人后悔。
The woman worries when the man doesn't earn much money,but when the man is loaded ,she will be repentant.

  ★、男人有外遇体现在工作越来越忙,女人有外遇体现在做的菜越来越咸。
  The manifestation that a man has an affair is that he's more and more busy with his job,while for the woman,the dishes she did is increasingly salty.

  ★、男人把女朋友托付给自己的哥们照顾,最后女朋友成了哥们的老婆,哥们照当;女人把男朋友托付给姐妹照顾,结果姐妹成了男朋友的老婆,姐妹也当不成了。
A man consignes his girl firend to his nabs' care,finally,his girl friend became his nabs' girl friend,but they were still nabs;while for the women,they could never be sisters.


  ★、失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆,成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。
An unsuccessful man likes to show off his wife,while a successful woman likes to show off her husband.

  ★、男人违章停车被罚款会和警察吵一架,女人在一边劝;女人违章停车被罚款和身边的男人吵一架,警察在一边劝。
When a man is filed for unlawful parking,he fights with the police and the woman tries to calm them;while for a woman ,it's the man who she fights with,and the police tries to calm them.

 

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