captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...

What‘s wrong? Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, 'Congratulations, you got...

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Pretend Doctor For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wa...

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Express mail  After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company‘s human resources dep...

Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...

I‘m not a newsboy Freelance newspaper writers don‘t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at t...

my wife told me to stand here   Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their...

The Fish Net        'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?'        'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...