1.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a ve...

'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed to give.' 翻译： 学生：“...

Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...

1.To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minut...

Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he ...

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day...

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short? Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ ...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. 'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don‘t want any trouble either. What do you say I just b...

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams . ...

Several People were in the locker room,a phone rang for a long time,then a man pressed the handfree key. Woman:Darling,are you in the club? The man: Yes. Woman: I saw a BMW car whi...