Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...

  1.I thought I had gone deaf On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?' To whi...

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说：“我要带上我的车，开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams . ...

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short? Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ ...

谁可恶 First："My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲：“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶， who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...

   1.a girl just your mother   No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just...

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...