1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijacking on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, becau...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...

谁可恶 First："My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲：“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶， who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...

  a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life. 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 I see your face when I am dreaming. 你的容...

★ What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机) ★A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At thi...

After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...

During the Gulf War，my sister，Jane，bought a flag and asked her apartment‘s maintenance man, a Vietnam vet，to install a pole for her. When she offered to pay him, he told her t...

1.To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minut...