1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...

1.A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I‘m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I‘ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven...

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was inc...

 1.Who Is the Laziest   Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don‘t kn...

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...

  1.One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...

1.Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are di...

1.Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then sto...

1. I‘ll See to the Rest    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to anoth...