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英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语-笑傲英语网

英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语

学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
3年前
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 最好的奖赏 Best Reward-笑傲英语网

最好的奖赏 Best Reward

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢...
8年前
1020
Super power line 超级电线-笑傲英语网

Super power line 超级电线

Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...
11年前
1020
 慎重许愿 Be Careful What You Wish For-笑傲英语网

慎重许愿 Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 Dur...
8年前
1020
You didn‘t got Newton 你没有抓到牛顿-笑傲英语网

You didn‘t got Newton 你没有抓到牛顿

A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it‘s Einstein‘s turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were...
12年前
1020
 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
8年前
1020
Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱-笑傲英语网

Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?   Cassandra: Brotherly love? 翻译:   老师:Cassandra,如果我...
12年前
1010
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了-笑傲英语网

I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了

  1. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译: “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么?” “因为那就不会有这...
11年前
1010
 你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar-笑傲英语网

你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...
8年前
1010
 琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone-笑傲英语网

琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone

There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
8年前
1010