a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly． 一个小男孩立刻大声说：“...

  １. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译： “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么？” “因为那就不会有这...

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...

孩子的观点 A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their W...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 Dur...

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...

The Cemetery Shortcut Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery the...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, 'I have some good news and some bad news for you.' Then Mr. Johnson said, 'Please, give me the good news first.' So th...

Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...

学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣，就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语，就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑，又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...