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西点军校 West Point
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
你为什么不去找个鞋匠呢?
One of Harry’s feet was bigger than the other. “I can never find boots and shoes for my feet,” he said to his friend Dick. 哈里的一只脚比另一只大。“我永远也找不到适合我脚的靴子...
你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look
Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
I want a nightmare 我想做噩梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, 'Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today‘s exam.' 'Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre...
笑死人的中文谐音英语单词
爆笑1):法官会“榨汁” judge,n,法官,音“榨汁”,又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告,吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”,榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候,是在纠问式审判,现在...
Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?
1.Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you...
Compare other things? 比一下其他?
1.Compare other things? Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...
he‘s taking the picture他正在拍照
1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...
Beware of dog 小心有狗
Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
「英语笑话」谁可恶?
谁可恶 First:"My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲:“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶, who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...

