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 西点军校 West Point-笑傲英语网

西点军校 West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
7年前
1010
 你为什么不去找个鞋匠呢?-笑傲英语网

你为什么不去找个鞋匠呢?

One of Harry’s feet was bigger than the other. “I can never find boots and shoes for my feet,” he said to his friend Dick. 哈里的一只脚比另一只大。“我永远也找不到适合我脚的靴子...
7年前
910
 你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look-笑傲英语网

你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look

Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
7年前
1030
I want a nightmare 我想做噩梦-笑傲英语网

I want a nightmare 我想做噩梦

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, 'Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today‘s exam.' 'Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre...
11年前
800
笑死人的中文谐音英语单词-笑傲英语网

笑死人的中文谐音英语单词

爆笑1):法官会“榨汁” judge,n,法官,音“榨汁”,又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告,吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”,榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候,是在纠问式审判,现在...
11年前
1350
Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?-笑傲英语网

Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

1.Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you...
11年前
1430
Compare other things? 比一下其他?-笑傲英语网

Compare other things? 比一下其他?

  1.Compare other things?   Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...
10年前
900
he‘s taking the picture他正在拍照-笑傲英语网

he‘s taking the picture他正在拍照

1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...
10年前
1370
Beware of dog 小心有狗-笑傲英语网

Beware of dog 小心有狗

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
10年前
1950
「英语笑话」谁可恶?-笑傲英语网

「英语笑话」谁可恶?

谁可恶 First:"My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲:“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶, who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...
7年前
1080