Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. 前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问剪一个头要多少钱。 “Eight dollars.” I answered. “八美元，”我告诉他...

Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 翻译； 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for h...

  1.One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...

  1.How do I get the gum out?    Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, ...

１.A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers...

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, “I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m goi...

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijacking on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, becau...