1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. 前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问剪一个头要多少钱。 “Eight dollars.” I answered. “八美元，”我告诉他...

Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 翻译； 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for h...

  1.One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...

  1.How do I get the gum out?    Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, ...