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Compare other things? 比一下其他?
1.Compare other things? Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, h...
he‘s taking the picture他正在拍照
1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...
Beware of dog 小心有狗
Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
「英语笑话」谁可恶?
谁可恶 First:"My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲:“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶, who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...
我从来不向绅士要钱
Mr Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid, but then his teeth began hurting a lot and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long t...
你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look
Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...
whose plate it is 谁的盘子
Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.' 翻译; 客人:“...
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账
1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发
1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...
