The Fish Net        'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?'        'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...

★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents! 小学老师，你跟我说实话，我不告诉你家长！ ★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher...

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...

Ted worked in a factory in a big town. He liked fishing very much, and was very good at it. Whenever he was free, he went down to the small river behind the factory and tried to ca...

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was aw...

1.Good News and Bad News   The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...