英语笑话共287篇 第8页
 因为他独自一人的时候,我从来不跟-笑傲英语网

 因为他独自一人的时候,我从来不跟

Mr Johnson was a rich old man. He lived in a beautiful house in the country with lots of servants, but his wife was dead, and he did not have any children. 约翰逊先生是一个非常富有...
7年前
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英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语-笑傲英语网

英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语

学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
2年前
980
Much Worse 那就更糟了-笑傲英语网

Much Worse 那就更糟了

Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 翻译:...
11年前
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That‘s in the phone book too 也在电话本上呢-笑傲英语网

That‘s in the phone book too 也在电话本上呢

Boy: 'I‘d like to call you. What‘s your number?' girl: 'It‘s in the phone book.' Boy: 'But I don‘t know your name.' girl: 'That‘s in the phone book too.' 翻译: 男:我想给你...
11年前
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The lowest grade  最低分-笑傲英语网

The lowest grade 最低分

1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...
11年前
840
The King‘s Brother 国王的兄弟-笑傲英语网

The King‘s Brother 国王的兄弟

1.The King‘s Brother    A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain,asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how ...
10年前
1160
Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣-笑傲英语网

Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...
10年前
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My Sisters Fingers-笑傲英语网

My Sisters Fingers

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
10年前
1760
 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
7年前
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 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
7年前
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