英语笑话共287篇 第8页
 我用它打他的头了 I hit him on the head-笑傲英语网

我用它打他的头了 I hit him on the head

Mrs Peters had two children. Sammy was seven years old, and his sister Annie was four. Sammy went to school, but Annie did not. When Sammy was at home, he often played with Annie w...
8年前
1150
 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走-笑傲英语网

我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
3年前
1480
A Smugglar 走私犯-笑傲英语网

A Smugglar 走私犯

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams . ...
12年前
1140
A smart horse 聪明的马-笑傲英语网

A smart horse 聪明的马

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town...
12年前
1900
Wheres the father? 父亲在哪?-笑傲英语网

Wheres the father? 父亲在哪?

  1.Wheres the father?  Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 'Look,' said the elder brother. 'How nice these paintings are!' 'Yes,' said the younger, '...
12年前
1530
Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明-笑傲英语网

Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...
11年前
1000
I you she 我你她-笑傲英语网

I you she 我你她

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...
11年前
1550
英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词-笑傲英语网

英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词

雷人的山寨翻译,完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...
11年前
1420
 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下-笑傲英语网

我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店...
8年前
1380
 她用英语大笑-笑傲英语网

她用英语大笑

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a s...
8年前
1140