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美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选-笑傲英语网

美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选

'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
11年前
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Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗-笑傲英语网

Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗

1. Tommy:'Are flies good to eat?' Dad:'I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?' Tommy:'There was one in your pie.' 汤米:“苍蝇好吃吗?” 爸爸:“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问?” 汤米:“...
11年前
1100
Beware of dog 小心有狗-笑傲英语网

Beware of dog 小心有狗

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
11年前
2030
Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信-笑傲英语网

Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽:“你在做什么?”...
11年前
1490
night will come inside 黑夜会进来-笑傲英语网

night will come inside 黑夜会进来

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...
11年前
1120
mental deficiency 智力缺陷-笑傲英语网

mental deficiency 智力缺陷

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...
11年前
890
captain speaking 机长的声音-笑傲英语网

captain speaking 机长的声音

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...
11年前
1340
Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays-笑傲英语网

Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays

  1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师:这已经是...
11年前
970
why do you always get so dirty 为什么你总那么脏呢-笑傲英语网

why do you always get so dirty 为什么你总那么脏呢

1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译: 老师:格林,为什么你总那么脏呢? 格林:我离地比你近啊……...
11年前
1270
I you she 我你她-笑傲英语网

I you she 我你她

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...
11年前
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