The Cemetery Shortcut
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
my capital has been frozen
My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother‘s piggy bank, which drives him crazy.
One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the refrigerator.
Inside was this note: “Dear sister, I hope you‘ll understand, but my capital has been frozen.”
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . “Mump umn Kmpfhm,” was all I heard.
“Drew,” I scolded, “no one can understand a word you‘re saying.
“He says he wants some ketchup,” my husband said calmly .
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, “How in the world did you understand him?”
“I‘m a dentist,” my husband explained.（英语笑话带翻译 www.lyy5.com ）