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 这些男人俱乐部都有许多非常优秀的-笑傲英语网

这些男人俱乐部都有许多非常优秀的

There were a lot of men’s clubs in London afew years ago. Men went there and read their newspapers quietly, or drank orhad meals with their friends. 几年前,在伦敦有许多男人俱乐部...
7年前
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captain speaking 机长的声音-笑傲英语网

captain speaking 机长的声音

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...
11年前
1290
 他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上-笑傲英语网

他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...
8年前
1280
 你爸爸有钱吗?-笑傲英语网

你爸爸有钱吗?

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not l...
8年前
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A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字-笑傲英语网

A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字

  1.A Girl‘s Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . ...
12年前
1270
bargain 讨价还价-笑傲英语网

bargain 讨价还价

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.‘ The...
12年前
1260
Give a  wrong hospitality 献错殷勤-笑傲英语网

Give a wrong hospitality 献错殷勤

Give a  wrong hospitality   At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned ...
11年前
1260
 都不是 Neither-笑傲英语网

都不是 Neither

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. 正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。 At one house a small boy answered the d...
8年前
1240
I wasn‘t asleep 我没有睡着-笑傲英语网

I wasn‘t asleep 我没有睡着

  1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...
12年前
1240
WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?-笑傲英语网

WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?

1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
11年前
1240